Hail to the Chimp

One score and thirteen years ago, Nuffle brought forth onto the jungles of the Old World a new team, conceived in both agility and strength, and dedicated to the proposition that all players may handle the ball equally.

Now that team is engaged in a great struggle. They are met on this great pitch, and dedicate this portion of the mayhem and carnage as a final resting place of their foes who gave their lives so that they may know greater feats of glory.

Hail to the chimp.